"I was born in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe has always been and is still such a beautiful country.  I was there in September with my wife and I was amazed at the spirit of the people even with everything that is going on at the moment."

"I'm really sorry about what is going in Zimbabwe at the moment.  I believe that it is about time that our government got involved and said something about it."   - Barry Hilton

On the lighter side: 

"I should go to Zimbabwe for my next HIV test because no matter what the outcome is, I'll never get the result."

"I employed two Zimbabweans because they are extremely hard workers and it was working out to be quite cost effective but now I've got to employ extra security to keep them safe."

"Meaning of Xenophobia – someone who is scared to play the piano."

 (I hope you'll be able to use some of these one liners and that it'll bring a smile to some faces!)